jdmidwest Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Women love me, especially when I cook. A great meal and a good bottle of wine has always been a panty dropper. You must be doing something wrong. Maybe posting drunk at midnight and having such a sour attitude has something to do with it? Careful about feeding them too well, they will get so fat it will be a big wad of granny panties when they drop. "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ness Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 We all learned to cook my house. Brother became a chef, sister and I love to cook still. My ex-wife texted me and said she missed my cooking. Chicks dig me. BilletHead 1 John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flysmallie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Chicks dig me. Apparently not. Chief Grey Bear and BilletHead 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilletHead Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 good one Ronnie! BilletHead "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 We all learned to cook my house. Brother became a chef, sister and I love to cook still. My ex-wife texted me and said she missed my cooking. Chicks dig me. https://youtu.be/DnfSoaJxe3Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 We all learned to cook my house. Brother became a chef, sister and I love to cook still. My ex-wife texted me and said she missed my cooking. Chicks dig me. Chicks dig confidence, and you have confidence in abundance. Carry-on Flysmallie and ness 2 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ness Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Apparently not. OK -- there's one that doesn't. That leaves, what, 3 billion? Admittedly, I set myself up for that one. Good on you for always taking the easy ones. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flysmallie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I know a lady named Caitlyn. Apparently she was in the Olympics. Want her number? Mitch f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Ness is macho too! Example: He once road a shark down the mouth of an active volcano with 100 pounds of dynamite strapped to his back. All they ever found was a gold chain and a pile of 3 inch singed chest hairs. Flysmallie 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 That's a hell of a way to cook a shark ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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