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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

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9 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

 

Who doesn't  go thru this process especially when the room is cold😅? Only thing missing would be the beer coefficient.

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

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2 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

Right there with you Jeff on getting up every night. I hate those nights when I can't  get back to sleep which is more often than not.

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2 hours ago, Quillback said:

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

 

2 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

Right there with you Jeff on getting up every night. I hate those nights when I can't  get back to sleep which is more often than not.

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

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2 hours ago, BilletHead said:

 

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

Why not just step out the door and pee? 

 

You know what you middleofthenight-pissers problem is?    You go to bed too early.   

Nothing happens at 4:30-5:am so why are you waking up at that time?   I don't wake up until someone is ringing my phone, or pounding on the door wanting me to do something.  That way I can tell whoever it is, that if they want me to get up and do anything then they need to brew some coffee and make breakfast. 👍 

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4 hours ago, BilletHead said:

 

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

Tell me you're sleeping commando on the porch and I'll be impressed 🤣 and maybe a little nauseated😝. Oh and check the time stamp on this post.

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