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7 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I'm sure they have some tactical reason for that.    :rolleyes: 

I'm also sure that if I knew what it was I could point out how rediculous it is. :D

          Very tactical ,

  Shop with a cop day. :)

  BilletHead

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So this is what I had to listen to on the way home.

What's the difference between your momma and a walrus? One weighs a ton, has whiskers and smells like fish. The other is a walrus!

I'm in the back yard and my irate neighbor is accusing me of stealing her underwear from her wash line. I was so startled by the accusation that I nearly crapped her pants!

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Son we need to talk.

What is it dad?

Son you're adopted.

I knew that you weren't my real parents. I want to see my biological parents!

Son we are your biological parents. Now get packed. Your new parents will be here any minute!

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I'm at the bar and an Asian man sits down next to me.

I ask him if he knows any martial arts.

No I don't. Did you ask because I am Asian?

No because you are drinking my beer!

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Why don't people ever eat clocks? Because it is too time consuming!

You know what its like like when you put a steak on the grill and just the smell of it makes your mouth water. I wonder if vegans respond the same way when they cut the grass?

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21 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

Why don't people ever eat clocks? Because it is too time consuming!

You know what its like like when you put a steak on the grill and just the smell of it makes your mouth water. I wonder if vegans respond the same way when they cut the grass?

          Boy you either had those stored up or had a joke book in front of you. :) .  Remember baby mole didn't smell sorghum,

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BilletHead

 

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