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My question to @Johnsfolly @ness @Terrierman

Did Tony Orlando have a communication problem or did he just choose the wrong women? I mean he could’ve just asked them if they loved him instead of telling them to knock 3 times on the ceiling or Tie a yellow ribbon around a tree in his front yard...what gives?? I guess what do you expect from a guy who just got out of prison?

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11 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

My question to @Johnsfolly @ness @Terrierman

Did Tony Orlando have a communication problem or did he just choose the wrong women? I mean he could’ve just asked them if they loved him instead of telling them to knock 3 times on the ceiling or Tie a yellow ribbon around a tree in his front yard...what gives?? I guess what do you expect from a guy who just got out of prison?

He was shy.  Very shy.  Painfully shy.  Kind of guy who would only use all kinds of euphemisms for sex.  "Fooling around" "Sparking"  "Canoodling" and so on.

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2 hours ago, Terrierman said:

"Canoodling" and so on.

Wasn't that the B side to that record? "Canoodling Around the Old Oak Tree'

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3 hours ago, Mitch f said:

My question to @Johnsfolly @ness @Terrierman

Did Tony Orlando have a communication problem or did he just choose the wrong women? I mean he could’ve just asked them if they loved him instead of telling them to knock 3 times on the ceiling or Tie a yellow ribbon around a tree in his front yard...what gives?? I guess what do you expect from a guy who just got out of prison?

I got nothing. 😄

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50 minutes ago, Al Agnew said:

I actually had hair about like that for a while back in my early years!

I remember seeing some old pics of you and Scott Walker back in the day. With decade appropriate hair if memory serves. 😂

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4 hours ago, Terrierman said:

He was shy.  Very shy.  Painfully shy.  Kind of guy who would only use all kinds of euphemisms for sex.  "Fooling around" "Sparking"  "Canoodling" and so on.

He also had a song called Candida...isn’t that a type of fungal infection??

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Clamidia, A dipshort in the fire control shop caught that from a bar girl in the P.I., and not in the usual way. He ate that gal, and got the worst sore thought ever. Lost about 50lbs before that got cleared up.

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