Flysmallie 3,098 Report post Posted January 5 In an effort to protect the fish that you are after it’s very important that you follow these trip report guidelines. It doesn’t matter that others have been forthcoming with information that has shown you the way, it’s your information now and it’s your responsibility to protect these fish at all costs. There are currently gangs of poachers using web spiders to scour the internet in search of the fish you catch. As soon as they have your information they will descend upon your river/lake and rape it of all resources. Next time you go all that will be left are the remnants of a few filleted fish bodies and carp. 1. Never ever let your smartphone capture you’re your GPS location. This is not only important for the fish that belong only to you but it will keep the NSA from tracking you down as well. 2. Never mention the body of water you are on. You found that spot on your own and built your own access to that spot so nobody else deserves to fish there. Ever. 3. Never mention the lures you are using. Exceptions include the ned rig, binks spoon, HD craw, whopper plopper, A rig, homemade subwalk or a common streamer that you gave a really cute name. 4. Never ever talk about your tactics. You figured that all out on your own and nobody needs to know that. 5. All photos should be grip and grins only. It’s about your ego, nothing else. 6. Make sure the backgrounds of all photos have been removed. Remember you are the only one that can stop the poachers. 7. Keep your skin covered at all times. 8. Be aware of identifying logos on the clothes you wear. People with binoculars are watching. 9. Don’t forget to talk about how big your fish was and how easy it was for you. 10. Always remember that this is a public forum. The information you share can and will be used against you. 11 2 6 Chief Grey Bear, patfish, nomolites and 16 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch f 2,647 Report post Posted January 5 Whatever you say Cricket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief Grey Bear 2,049 Report post Posted January 5 Hilarious! It reminds me of a group that continually breaks all 10 of those rules. Then when somebody from outside the group stumbles upon their waters and posts a report, they do everything but threaten them with death. Hahahahaha! 3 1 Trout Addict, grizwilson, tjm and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flysmallie 3,098 Report post Posted January 5 11. When you are above laughing at yourself start calling names. It worked in grade school, it will work here. 1 2 trythisonemv, tjm and Bass Yakker reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MOPanfisher 3,213 Report post Posted January 5 Option B for posting fishing reports. Post as much information as you want. If carp fishing you must blur out the surroundings though. 2 1 BilletHead, Flysmallie and nomolites reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smalliebigs 1,463 Report post Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Flysmallie said: In an effort to protect the fish that you are after it’s very important that you follow these trip report guidelines. It doesn’t matter that others have been forthcoming with information that has shown you the way, it’s your information now and it’s your responsibility to protect these fish at all costs. There are currently gangs of poachers using web spiders to scour the internet in search of the fish you catch. As soon as they have your information they will descend upon your river/lake and rape it of all resources. Next time you go all that will be left are the remnants of a few filleted fish bodies and carp. 1. Never ever let your smartphone capture you’re your GPS location. This is not only important for the fish that belong only to you but it will keep the NSA from tracking you down as well. 2. Never mention the body of water you are on. You found that spot on your own and built your own access to that spot so nobody else deserves to fish there. Ever. 3. Never mention the lures you are using. Exceptions include the ned rig, binks spoon, HD craw, whopper plopper, A rig, homemade subwalk or a common streamer that you gave a really cute name. 4. Never ever talk about your tactics. You figured that all out on your own and nobody needs to know that. 5. All photos should be grip and grins only. It’s about your ego, nothing else. 6. Make sure the backgrounds of all photos have been removed. Remember you are the only one that can stop the poachers. 7. Keep your skin covered at all times. 8. Be aware of identifying logos on the clothes you wear. People with binoculars are watching. 9. Don’t forget to talk about how big your fish was and how easy it was for you. 10. Always remember that this is a public forum. The information you share can and will be used against you. Hahaha....other than 3 and 5 I would say Hell yeah perfect hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grizwilson 806 Report post Posted January 6 I just spewed my drink.....you need to type slower Ronnie 2 BilletHead and Chief Grey Bear reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snagged in outlet 3 3,067 Report post Posted January 6 3 hours ago, Flysmallie said: In an effort to protect the fish that you are after it’s very important that you follow these trip report guidelines. It doesn’t matter that others have been forthcoming with information that has shown you the way, it’s your information now and it’s your responsibility to protect these fish at all costs. There are currently gangs of poachers using web spiders to scour the internet in search of the fish you catch. As soon as they have your information they will descend upon your river/lake and rape it of all resources. Next time you go all that will be left are the remnants of a few filleted fish bodies and carp. 1. Never ever let your smartphone capture you’re your GPS location. This is not only important for the fish that belong only to you but it will keep the NSA from tracking you down as well. 2. Never mention the body of water you are on. You found that spot on your own and built your own access to that spot so nobody else deserves to fish there. Ever. 3. Never mention the lures you are using. Exceptions include the ned rig, binks spoon, HD craw, whopper plopper, A rig, homemade subwalk or a common streamer that you gave a really cute name. 4. Never ever talk about your tactics. You figured that all out on your own and nobody needs to know that. 5. All photos should be grip and grins only. It’s about your ego, nothing else. 6. Make sure the backgrounds of all photos have been removed. Remember you are the only one that can stop the poachers. 7. Keep your skin covered at all times. 8. Be aware of identifying logos on the clothes you wear. People with binoculars are watching. 9. Don’t forget to talk about how big your fish was and how easy it was for you. 10. Always remember that this is a public forum. The information you share can and will be used against you. Exactly what I’ve been sayin except I don’t know how to type. 1 grizwilson reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdmidwest 903 Report post Posted January 6 I am going to pull a carp on this one. Leave NO Trace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hog Wally 1,315 Report post Posted January 6 4 hours ago, Flysmallie said: 11. When you are above laughing at yourself start calling names. It worked in grade school, it will work here. I'm actually laughing at this. Love it ! 1 Johnsfolly reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
