Ok, when it comes to Ozark smallies, I would go with Al's word about them. He has been fishing them A LOT longer than most people on this board have been alive.
In that time, like he said, the Ozark streams capability for growing a huge amount of 5# smallmouth is unrealistic. So therefore, if you wish to make these claims on size, please show me where, so I can call ESPN to film a video and tell everyone where it is at. I think everyone in America would like to know a place to catch lots of 5#ers in a day on one river that is heavily travelled both by canoe, as well as on foot.