"old" Men

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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart

when they collide. The first old guy says to the

second guy, "Sorry about that; I'm looking for my

wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I

was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a

coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't

find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you

find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,

tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,

and is wearing a tube top and short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,

--- let's look for yours."