This One Is Kinda Funny

[Andy & JoAnne]

A preacher was doing a Baptism in a small creek. A drunk walked by and the preacher felt obligated to save him. He guided the drunk to the creek and submersed him. Lifting him out of the water the preacher exclaimed “Have you found Jesus?”

“No” replied the drunk

The preacher somewhat confused by his response immediately dunked him back in. Upon pulling him back out of the water the preacher said “Have you found Jesus!!!?”

“No!!!!!” replied the drunk

The preacher was now furious; he dunks the drunk in the water till he started flailing his arms and legs. The preacher again asked when he pulled him up “Have you found Jesus?”

The agitated drunk adamantly replied “No, are you sure this is where he fell in?”