jjtroutbum Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_fly_fisher_are_you My results. Your Result: You are a Trout Bum. Yours is the existential quest for knowledge that only running water, cheap weed, and self-delusion can bring. You justify your existence as a pizza slinger/night watchman/taxi driver by pretending the large fish you catch make up for the humiliation of working a low-end job and sleeping alone. You are so different, and yet so many are like you. Jon Joy ___________ "A jerk at one end of the line is enough." unknown author The Second Amendment was written for hunting tyrants not ducks. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
mosouthpaw Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 What Kind of Fly Fisher Are You? Your Result: You are a Professional Guide. While you may have started as a Trout Bum, the desire for better weed led you to take up guiding. Now, you are a soulless husk of your former self, condemned to lead apes by the hand in a watery hell of your own devising. Even in your dreams, you hear only, "Mend, darn you, mend" repeated ad nauseum. It caught me, i used to guide in Colorado...
jjtroutbum Posted September 5, 2008 Author Posted September 5, 2008 Ya it had me pretty close also. Seems predisposed on the weed thing tho which I am not for several years now anyway. Jon Joy ___________ "A jerk at one end of the line is enough." unknown author The Second Amendment was written for hunting tyrants not ducks. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Dawgsquat Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 What Kind of Fly Fisher Are You? Your Result: You are Orvis Man. Your bathroom is lined in Ralph Lauren wallpaper. Fly fishing to you is analogous with expensive bourbon and cigars. You have never wet a line in your home state. When you retire at the age of 55, you will move to Montana Arkansas, where you will mostly b---- about the other people who moved to Montana Arkansas more recently than yourself. It's true. I do all my trout fishing in Missouri.....lol. It's wrong about Montana though. I moved to Arkansas when I retired. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
dpenrod Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 showed me to be a trout bum too. though definitely not a weed smoker. didn't realize that was a prerequisite for being a trout bum as several of the questions seemed to have some reference to pot in them
zsmith62 Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 Says I'm a trout bum... tell me something I don't already know! Zach Smith
Bman Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 Trout Bum here. The only good line is a tight line
Danimal Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 Trout bum -- Duhhh!! RELEASE THOSE BROWNIES!!
FishinCricket Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 So apparently I am a trout bum as well, though fishing guide did take a very close second... cricket.c21.com
OKFlyFisher44 Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 Good ol' trout bum... Chance ...I'm haunted in my dreams of waters I have yet to fish and trout I have yet to catch... Chasing the Dream...
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