FishinCricket Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Doesnt' actually reflect this forum, but it's still funny as all ge out... SO HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE? 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 18 to flame the spell checkers. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term for "light bulb" is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 5 to email others that the light bulb posters are in violation of the list etiquette. 10 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb list. 12 to demand that cross posting to the hardware list, off-topic list, and light bulb list about changing light bulbs be stopped. 17 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this list. 25 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, which brands are faulty, and URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too". 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQs. 13 to ask what is a "FAQ"? 19 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs". 27 to complain that "we've already discussed light bulbs." 42 to post "if you don't want to read it, skip it." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now so it will start all over again You really need to keep your sense of humor on the forums cricket.c21.com
flyfishmaster Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Cricket, I'm guessing sales are slow today. later, FFM Woo Hoo Fish On!!
FishinCricket Posted October 22, 2008 Author Posted October 22, 2008 Cricket, I'm guessing sales are slow today. later, FFM Yeah, not really actually.. i have been really busy with al the big discounts that they are giving, and all the little 4 door 33 MPG pontiacs... But, yeah, I am off today and messing around on the net.. Looking forward to opening morning of Catch and Release at Bennett... That's when sales will be off! LOL cricket.c21.com
Terry Beeson Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 I changed some light bulbs in my kitchen last night... Used GE Soft Lites. 40 W. I think they are the best ever. Flooressents (<--- notice how I spelled this word) are hard on your eyes. What has this got to do with fishing? (How many on that list did I use?) Funny post, Caddy... Thanks for the laugh... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL  "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
FishinCricket Posted October 22, 2008 Author Posted October 22, 2008 I changed some light bulbs in my kitchen last night... Used GE Soft Lites. 40 W. I think they are the best ever. Flooressents (<--- notice how I spelled this word) are hard on your eyes. What has this got to do with fishing? (How many on that list did I use?) Funny post, Caddy... Thanks for the laugh... Yeah the ozarks regional online forum has some pretty funny stuff.. I am a member but never post really, just read.. One lady wanted the Lebanon Walgreens banned because they sell massage oils and this is the "BIBLE BELT!!! we don't do that kinda thing round here!" or something to that effect.. Another posted about how the local truck stop is full of hethens (lot lizards) and should be burned down or something.. and a guy replied that he had "looked into it and the lot lizards are actually doing bible study with the truckers in their big rigs and that she had misunderstood... It's all pretty hilarious.. And kinda scary at the same time... I found this there as well, so pretty good stuff... cricket.c21.com
hfdhoosier Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 So thats what them fine ladies are doing, bible study. I get it now! I wondered why they kept talking about missionary style. lol Dennis Eat, Fish, Sleep,....Repeat Member: ozarkflyfishers http://www.ozarkflyfishers.org/
FishinCricket Posted October 22, 2008 Author Posted October 22, 2008 So thats what them fine ladies are doing, bible study. I get it now! I wondered why they kept talking about missionary style. lol hahahaha lol.. man that's funny... The other lady got responses like "Walgreens will have to quit selling back massagers an anything long and thin and smooth as well.. No body lotions, etc.. It was hilarious! cricket.c21.com
bclift65706 Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 So thats what them fine ladies are doing, bible study. I get it now! I wondered why they kept talking about missionary style. lol what exit is this truck stop!!
FishinCricket Posted October 24, 2008 Author Posted October 24, 2008 what exit is this truck stop!! that's the funny part, if you see an exit in america with a truck stop at it, you're there!!! cricket.c21.com
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