Joke

[zander]

So Dale needed to get a new milk cow so he gets in his truck and left Joplin and headed on down the road to Miami, OK where he had seen on Craigslist there was a nice looking cow for sale. He gives the farmer a ring and the farmer gives him directions to his place. Dale and the farmer head on back to the barn where he sees the cow. He gives it a nice look over, but decides he needs to see if it is producing milk before he buys it. He reaches underneath the cow, pulls on one of the teats and the cow farted.

Dale looks up and the farmer. The farmer is looking backdown at Dale, and Dale decides to try to pull on another teat. He pulls and sure enough, the cow farts. At this point Dale doesn't know what to think so he and the farmer have a nice long talk. Dale ends up buying the cow and brings it back to Joplin. As he is unloading it, one of his buddies passes by and stops to help out. Dale tells his buddy to pull one of the cow's teats. His friend pulls on the teat and the cow let out a great fart. His buddy looks up to Dale and says, "You bought this cow in Oklahoma, didn't you?"

"Yes I sure did," he replied. "How on earth would you know that?"

"My wife is from Oklahoma too," he answered.

[smallmouthjoe]

Ha, I'm going to tell that one to my Grandpa. He's from Oklahoma, he'll probably get a real kick out of it.