New Survivor Pilot Planned For Missouri

[Thom]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Missouri

is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Ozarks Style.'

The contestants will start in Springfield , travel down to Branson and Hollister .

Then, they will head west to Cassville, then proceed to Anderson.

From there they will head north through Joplin and Carthage on their way to Nevada. Then east to Stockton, Bolivar, and Lebanon. From there, down to Mtn Grove, Cabool and West Plains. Then back west to Gainsville and up through Ava to Mansfield. The final leg will be back to Springfield! The contestants are required to slowly circle the square in each of these towns.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, at no faster than 50 mph, with California license plates and a HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm in favor of all equal rights for women and domestic couples.. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Obama is the greatest President of modern age.

Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'

The first one that makes it back to Springfield alive wins..

Let the games begin.

[FishinCricket]

Well then I want in.. I've practically been doing that already..

(it's "Amazing Race" you're thinkin of.. But a great joke about our friendly ozarks intolerance, for sure)