Friday Humor

[Gilly]

A social worker stops in to see one of his elderly clients.

"Good morning, Mrs. Smith. Thought I'd drop by to see how you're doing."

"Well hello, Terry, come on in and we'll have some tea," says Mrs. Smith

While sitting there the social worker notices a nice bowl of almonds on the coffee table. "Mind if I have an almond?"

"Not at all," says Mrs. Smith.

After a few hours the social worker looks at his watch and is alarmed at just how long they've been visiting. "Geez, Mrs. Smith, look at the time. I really need to get going. It's been great talking to you." About that time he notices that he darn near ate all of the almonds. "Good Lord, I ate all of your almonds. I'll replace them next time I stop by."

To which Mrs. Smith replys, "Oh don't bother. Ever since I lost my teeth it's all I can do to just lick the chocolate off of them."