Friday Humor

[Gilly]

Three buddies were sitting in a bar talking about the amount of control they had in their marriages. Two of them had been talking constantly while the third remained quiet for the most part. After awhile one of the talkative ones said to the quiet one....."What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?"

The third guy says, "Well, I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The other two guys were pretty amazed.

"Wow! What happened then?" they asked.

The third guy takes a long drink of his beer, slowly puts the glass on the table, sighs and says.........."She said, "Get out from under the bed you chicken and fight like a man!"