Dear Mr. Phil

[griffin]

Me and my dad are coming down to see you in about two weeks. We have to bring my mom and my twin sisters with us. My sisters look just alike. They are Brooke and Lauren but for the week that we are there I like to call them "shut up and get out of the boat". Lauren usually does, but Brooke is mean as a snake and tries to hook me with her Zebco 33 loaded with a big glob of some stinky stuff that my dad gave her to hope that she'd quit, but she never does. My dad just laughs but it's really not funny.

I'm going to fish every minute I can except for the 4th of July when we go somewhere to watch some big fireworks. I'd like to stay closer to your place, but my dad calls your resort "the place that is about to burn to the ground" on that night.

My grandma and grandpa are coming with us too. I have no idea why my dad calls the trip a "three ring circus" since I never see any elephants or monkeys or anything, except that we met some people there the last few years and one of them has a daughter who has become our babysitter at home. My dad says it's neat that we have become friends with the people who stay there the same time as us every year, but I wish we would have met some people with a babysitter daughter who let us tear up the house more.

See you in two weeks.

Griffin

[Barn]

LOL.

Actually the circus starts the week of the 25th when my family shows up.