The Conception, Progression, And Maturation Of A Locked Oaf Topic

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 1) “Did you hear that Group X is trying to ban dingling for flibberty-gibbits? Here’s a link from Newspaper Y – www.link.com. Can you imagine anything more nutty? It’s outrageous!”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 2) “Yeah – taking into account all the things you could protest, trying to ban dingling for flibberty-gibbits should be the last thing any sane person would lobby for. It’s not like flibberty-gibbits are endangered or anything.”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 3) “Dumb liberals”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 4) “+1”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 5) “I’m reading these comments and I seriously can’t believe it. First, OAF 1, how would you like it if someone dingled you? I’m guessing you’ve never had that happen!! (Mad face) Of all the ways to [procure, catch, trap] flibberty-gibbits, dingling has to be the most inhumane, and the most damaging to the population. And OAF 2 – they’re not endangered now, but if all these backwoods hillbillies keep dingling flibberty-gibbits without proper technique, they will be soon. We should be glad that concerned citizens are supporting this. And this isn’t a liberal vs. conservative issue – it’s a conservation issue. “

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 3) “I’m so tired of these liberals and their bleeding hearts. We’ve always dingled flibberty-gibbits, and as long as it is legal, I’ll keep doing it. And I ain’t a hillbilly. What with a socialist in the white house, it won’t be long before I won’t even be able to snorgle flibberty-gibbits without a permit!!”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 5) “ I seem to remember the (insert name) administration botched up (insert topic), so you must have not made a valid argument. Why is it if you care about the environment and conservation issues, you are labeled a nutty liberal?”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 6) “I’m going to contribute something [redundant or nonsensical] because I have not read all the responses to the topic”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 1) “That was [redundant or nonsensical]”

[Fly_Guy]

(OAF 2) “Well, God created flibberty-gibbits, and he put the idea of dingling for them in mans head, so it must be ok.”