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I came home from work today to find a wrapped package next to my chair. Not expecting anything, haven't been a good boy lately, I asked my wife what's this for. Figuring, it was for one of the kido's. She hands me a card and the wrapped package and say's, "it's yours". I do a quick memory check, to make sure it's not her birthday or our anniversary. Whew, thank goodness it wasn't. It's ok Russ, your not going to feel like a loser. The card was a "Just Because", and in the wrapped package was a Fishpond Chest Pack. Man, have I been a good boy or what? Or, do I have a great wife?

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I concur with John, I vote for the good wife. I bet you are GOOD now, well at least for awhile huh?

Glass Has Class

"from the laid back lane in the Arkansas Ozarks"

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Pressure, pressure and more pressure. :lol:

Today's release is tomorrows gift to another fisherman.

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Does she have a sister?

Actually, I have a pretty doggone good one myself... She's concerned I've not been in the deer woods yet this year... And she conspired with my MIL to get me a new muzzle loader for Christmas two years ago and always supports my going fishing whenever I want to...

Yep... you better be a VERY good boy now, russ....

TIGHT LINES, YA'LL

 

"There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil

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You musta done some really big honey do's. THere arent many wives that will buy their husbands fishing or hunting equipment.

I would rather be fishin'.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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You musta done some really big honey do's. THere arent many wives that will buy their husbands fishing or hunting equipment.

If it was the honey do's, then I need to space them out over the long haul. And see what happens.

Does she have a sister?

Actually she has a brother, and he is looking.

He is gainfully employed, but I don't think you are his type. He doesn't like the hairy legs along with the facial hair. :wub:

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Does he have a "purty mouf?"

(Sung to "The Waiting is The Hardest Part" by Tom Petty

"Well, I think I’ll go and rent me a movie right now;

Go and get something I ain’t never seen.

And on the discount rack, I see Deliverance,

And I’m watchin’ it now and they’ve got to that scene

Where they meet the hillbillies and they’re big and they’re mean…

And who’s that crawlin’ ‘round on his knees?

It’s Ned Beatty! (Beatty!) Ned Bea-yay-yay!

Ned Beatty had the hardest part

‘Cause redneck love leaves emotional scars.

I guess he didn’t read the script too far;

Ned Beatty had the hardest part!"

TIGHT LINES, YA'LL

 

"There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil

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Enough Already! What a great suck up. Get back to fishin and football!

Abdito!

Another Beautiful Day In The Ozarks

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