Members Woodchuck Posted June 13, 2007 Members Posted June 13, 2007 Does anyone know where I can buy some time to go flyfishing? I'd like to buy it at wholesale.
Terry Beeson Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Sure... just send my $500 for every hour you want to fish... Wait... for you? Such a DEAL I have for you... This week only!... $400 an hour!!!! Please read really really fast ->(Limit 24 hours per day per customer. Minimum 4 hours per person. Subject to approved credit. Payment by certified check or money order only. Make check or money order payable to the Central Associaton for Saving Habitiat using the acronym "CASH." Subject to prior credit approval. Price does not include rod, reel, line, leader, tippet, flies, waders, net, hemostats, canoe, boat, float tube, transportaion to or from fishing water, guide services, stimulating conversation before, during, or after fishing, or shore lunch. Additional charges for tax, title, license, dealer prep, mariachi band, handling fee, flying elephants, excise tax, import tax, export tax, and Giant Man-Eating Taneycomo Killer Squid surcharge will be added to the final bill. Prices subject to change without prior notice. Not responsible for accidents including slips, falls, soiled waders, drowning, being eaten by squids or bears, sunburn, or deafness from being too close to the horn or heron. Offer good through 07/15/07. All sales final. No refund, returns, or exchanges allowed. Offer not valid in Rhode Island, Hawaii, or outside the United States or Canada. See website for details or call 1-555-FLY-TIME) TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Terry Beeson Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Hey Michael... I forgot to add the 7 forms of identification Jim asks me for when I buy something at the shop... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Murdoc Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Terry, You've got a lot of time on your hands don't you!! Smiles are free http://rdpflyrods.com/
Micheal Kyle Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Thats just good customer service. The wives make us ask to make sure it was you and not some myterious looking fellow, just looking for some materials to tie with. To Know People Is To Know Thier Ways!
Nighthawk Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 You've already got 24 hours a day to fish; you're just filling them with a bunch of non-essential crap. My suggestion would be to first quit your job. What better way to say to the material world, "I've got my priorities in order"? Then little by little eliminate other superflous stuff like household chores. No more honey do's for you! After the divorce, you'll find you can do quite well on three hours of sleep a night. After all you no longer need to bother with sex. Then wean yourself from other time consuming habits; eating, drinking (except for beer of course)using the bathroom, laundry (what do you care if your smell could gag a dog off a gut wagon)? Did I mention that you can avoid bathing as well? You're only trying to impress a bunch of smelly fish and fisherman. And finally, give up all the existing friends you have now. They're just a bunch of trout bum wannabes; not the real thing like you are. Oh yeah, avoid Backcountry Outfitters like the plague. If you go in there you'll likely attract the attention of other bums like yourself; me for one, and that just ain't healthy. If you need any further help call me at BR549. You'll have to leave a message cause I'll be out shopping with the wife.
Snow Fly Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 Speaking of "soiled waders" where has MrDucky been lately? "God gave fishermen expectancy, so they would never tire of throwing out a line"
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