Never Argue With The Wife

[DOITLOOKIT]

RESTRICTED FISHING

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides

to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides

to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and

says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[Trav]

That is funny.

[The Caddis]

Thanks for the laugh, that's a good one.

[flyfishmaster]

I sent this to my wife and she reply back something about me lacking the right equipment.

I don't know what she means but that...

[DOITLOOKIT]

Thanks for the laugh, that's a good one.

Boomer Sooner, Caddis!!!!!

[shawncat]