Lol. I can't remember if I've complained about this before, but I'm 28 and I just don't understand the boaters certification law. They enacted it January 1st 2005, 10 days before my 21st birthday. It states that anyone born on or after January 1st 1984 has to take this before they can operate a motorized vessel on Missouri waters, etc. I was born January 11th 1984. Now why they didn't pick a start year that would've started with everyone turning 15 or 16 of the enacted year, I don't know. I had been running boats around Stockton Lake since long before January 1st of 2005. So since I was "in the mood" I politely called and asked to see if there was a reasoning behind the selected 1984 year. I heard some unrecognizable mumbling and the line disconnected. I assumed it was a phone issue so I called back and nope, apparently the lady meant to hang up on me as this time she clearly stated that it wasn't open for discussion and hung up again. Lol. I was just asking a question. So, don't call them and expect an answer or anything for that matter. I guess I would assume that they get a lot or have gotten a lot of calls about it and they're just cranky, but I just wanna know why. I understand the purpose of certification as the knowledge is needed, but why pick a year that most people would already have operating knowledge by then?