Shuffling would be impossible if many Taneycomo anglers knew where they were supposed to stand. One of my biggest gripes is people who stand where they should be fishing. The chutes before and after rebar are prime examples. If you can cast at all, you should never venture too far off the gravel. Just keep walking the area with your drift and circle back to the top. People ruin it by standing in one spot all day...usually in the middle of the stream. I've caught numerous quality fish in just inches of water by keeping back from the edge and resisting the urge to wade halfway across the streambed. This is nothing to brag about, it is just Flyfishing 101 to work from the near bank to the middle and then the far bank.
Although it is kind of aggressive, I like to catch fish that are close to the feet of guys who are overly enamored with their waders. Nothing is more humorous than watching a guy waist deep in the water soil his waders when you catch several fish between him and the shore...while barely geting your feet wet. They always seem legitimately shocked, as if you caught the fish on dry land or pulled him out of your hat!
I believe that some of these "waders" are shufflers, and others just don't know how to fish. Maybe we should ban waders on Taney during the Summer months. At least then shuffling would have more of a cost/benefit analysis and it might keep the less accomplished flyfishermen from standing in the prime fishing areas. Tevas and shorts for everyone! (ah...the only way to wade fish) The last thing we need, though, are more people who think that just because you are catching 40 fish in an average morning, you must be up to no good. Don't be jealous, maybe this guy just knows what he's doing.
In sum, I would ban the use of waders on Taney from May through September. I would also make it legal to heckle shufflers, mid-stream standers and anyone who can't catch a fish while in the possession of equipment valued in excess of $1,000.
Off the subject...when someone with really expensive equipment is in the middle of a long drought, and finally asks you for advice it is a golden opportunity:
Fancy Equipment Guy: "So, what are you using over there?"
Me: "Nothing special, just this little home tie, but I will tell ya something...(conspiratorial look)...I'm catching them all in the exact same spot. (long pause...waiting for FEG to take the bait)
FEG: "Well...where?"
Me: (turning back to the water) "Right in the lip." (You can also add an insult for the FEG if he's been obnoxious, condescending or just plain annoying...as in "Right in the lip, ______.")
Classic.