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I already have a large book on my Family History but my wife brought me another book that I shall read. Talks of the Civil War. Lots of Records got lost in burning of the South. Family Records were hard to come by in France at the time because of the Revolution. oneshot

HMM. Fell off a Horse twice. Sleeping with a Donkey. I slept with Cows. Can I have the Dog? oneshot Have this until April or May.

Got a Horse that I'm not allowed to ride. Renters are moving out the first. oneshot

Won't work I think he has his own. Far as that goes I think my wife gave him a key. oneshot

Figure if they can check it with their Phone piece of cake. oneshot

Well he is against me driving to. oneshot

Well she was thinking of me. Had couple guys come to fill our Wood Box. I already did it so I put them to burning Leaves. She has a guy going to take me fishing later this week. Got a place I can Deer Hunt from my Car. oneshot

OK mine no problem but the neighbors is something else. Another funny. Before cold weather my wife brought plants in and put Grow Lights on them. They have already told my wife they know we are growing Weed. oneshot

Well pretty much do for myself. Sleep in my own bed. Cook most my meals. Got a little SUV and Drivers License. Just no Keys. Put up Cameras because of my Medication and got a Black Kid thinks he is in the city breaking in and stealing. Got my own room and TV. She thought she would get smart and throw me out. I moved in with another woman. My wife how are you and her getting along? Oh great she is talking about getting married. My wife looks at me. Get your s... and get home where you belong. Can't believe another woman will put up with you. oneshot

Actually don't have a Girlfriend and some of the Cameras are not mine. I have a woman that cooks for me but she tells my wife everything. She is worried about the Race thing and her and my wife both call me but both listen to the conversation. Some Cameras belong to my Nosy neighbor that calls my wife if I'm doing something. Even my Renters.

Now we have 14 Cameras that come in on our Phone. Even in the house. My game plan was to drive down to the river and tell her when she called but she has the Keys. Going to put up 4 more Cameras. oneshot

Won't work she has Camera on the Mailbox. I was actually going to go fishing. I messed up when she said our Son will be here. I asked what if I'm not here? She said I can't go nowhere because she has the keys. oneshot

Well see how this is going. My wife took my keys to my car. oneshot

Same Doctor I missed out on getting Life Insurance because I couldn't get my Medical Records because they didn't use Computers. It was hard enough getting Health Records because Government was wanting my Student Loan Records again. Doctor was giving me heck saying that they had to pay their Student Loans. Hey mine were paid years ago. Funny they took money from me then gave it back. oneshot

I tried to get a cute Nurse to go riding and shooting with me. Not with you. Something about not supposed to. Would she Narc on me? Picked up a girl one time. We dated for awhile. She freaked when she found out I was only 14. She thought I was 16 because I was driving. oneshot

She don't like going and better she not. HMM! Thinking New Blind and Cart. She is pointing out that me and driving don't go together. Hey I have Drivers License and a Car. oneshot

Well found some Slugs. Guy says you going Deer hunting? Might. Then my dear wife jumps in. He thinks he is but he isn't. Got my Gun sighted in for 50 yards. I was thinking sighting in for 100 yards but. oneshot

Pretty woman sold me a New Hat. oneshot

I do and don't have Goats. They are at another place until we get fence up. Even if I had a Cart I could still get DUI. Might as well take my chances with my Car. oneshot

I think my wife is afraid I might die. Why is she saying I can't go hunting? She is afraid I might die. Now driving I don't know I could take someone else out. I have a vehicle and Drivers License but if I was to drive and was stopped they could get me for DUI because of my Pain Medication. oneshot

Was coming home from Springfield seen a Buck standing in the middle of a buch of Cows. Like my wife said during hunting season he would be the smartest Deer around. People would be afraid of shooting a Cow oneshot

I don't know. My wife Ex had it and wasn't operated on and he died. My Sister in Law her boyfriend has Prostate Cancer but she don't want him to be operated on because in will mess their sex life up. Me they took my Prostate out and I no longer have control of my Peeing. Had a Valve put in but it leaks. Don't work anymore not worth the effort for sex. My PSA is going up supposed to talk with my Cancer Doctor December 1. But she said I was in remission but I don't think I ever was. oneshot

Simple Prostate Cancer. Yea Right ! oneshot

Seems my Cancer is back. Won't know what they are going to do until next week. oneshot