I've only been to two in 66 years but thelast one several years ago JJTroutbum, NoLuck and I met for breakfast at Ollies and then went fishing later. Actually zone 1 cleared out a little afternoon and it was not that bad. It was definately not shoulder to shoulder.
Jack, I will gladly send your boss an excuse note I find if you use the term "explosive diarreha" it generally works.