Micheal Kyle Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 I found this surfing the web I'm Not sure who has written this but it is very funny and very true at the same time.. Real Men of Genius... Today we salute you, Mr. IGFA Line Class World Record Chaser ... Because you've bought into the notion that the smaller the diameter, the more the fun. (I live for small tippet!) So you'll hook fish by the score, and, after $12,000 in guide fees, a trail of broken leader that could wrap around the Equator, and a stroke of dumb luck, you'll eventually land the big one. (Take that Lefty!) Once the carcass is on ice, you boogie for the dock, and the "certified scale" at Mario's Meat Market. 'Cause from now on, your name will be synonymous with the lesser green spotted, white tiger-striped, shortfin sea bass. (I got the proof!) So crack open a cold Bud Light, oh Master of the Monofilament ... Brett Favre, Wayne Gretzky, and Michael Jordan have nothing on you. You're the "Record Man!" And in a mere 6-8 months, you'll have that coveted wall certificate to prove it. To Know People Is To Know Thier Ways!
loo10 Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 I found this surfing the web I'm Not sure who has written this but it is very funny and very true at the same time.. Real Men of Genius... Today we salute you, Mr. IGFA Line Class World Record Chaser ... Because you've bought into the notion that the smaller the diameter, the more the fun. (I live for small tippet!) So you'll hook fish by the score, and, after $12,000 in guide fees, a trail of broken leader that could wrap around the Equator, and a stroke of dumb luck, you'll eventually land the big one. (Take that Lefty!) Once the carcass is on ice, you boogie for the dock, and the "certified scale" at Mario's Meat Market. 'Cause from now on, your name will be synonymous with the lesser green spotted, white tiger-striped, shortfin sea bass. (I got the proof!) So crack open a cold Bud Light, oh Master of the Monofilament ... Brett Favre, Wayne Gretzky, and Michael Jordan have nothing on you. You're the "Record Man!" And in a mere 6-8 months, you'll have that coveted wall certificate to prove it. Sooooooooo......what's their point????? Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
Micheal Kyle Posted August 16, 2008 Author Posted August 16, 2008 I think they are trying to tell us to DRINK MORE BEER You in town today stop by the shop To Know People Is To Know Thier Ways!
drew03cmc Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Michael, I think that one can be accomplished! Andy
Trav Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 BEEEEER!!!!! "May success follow your every cast." - Trav P. Johnson
Terry Beeson Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 Did somebody say BEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
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