Weird Event At The Dam

[Firefish]

I was walking through the parking lot at outlet 1 yesterday when I noticed a familiar looking car with it's windows all fogged up and two people in it in a very compromising position. I walked over, pounded on the window, and when the guy rolled the window down I found out it was my next-door neighbor with my wife! I looked at the two of them and did what any red blooded fisherman would do. I said "As soon as I get done fishing I'm coming back up here and there's gonna be heck to Pay!" Then I caught several really nice trout and kinda forgot about the whole thing.

[duckydoty]

way to go man! Fishin first

[Stevan]

Now that's funny. Reminds me of the Brad Paisley song "I'm Gonna Miss Her".

But I love to fish

I spend all day out on this lake

And hell is all I catch

Today she met me at the door

Said I would have to choose

If I hit that fishin' hole today

She'd be packin' all her things

And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her

When I get home

But right now I'm on this lakeshore

And I'm sittin' in the sun

I'm sure it'll hit me

When I walk through that door tonight

That I'm gonna miss her

Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

[Terry Beeson]

Yeah, sounds like the time I was fishin' with a buddy down there and we saw this funeral prcession going over the dam. The guy stopped stripping his line, took off his hat, and stood there with his hand over his heart until it passed...

I said, "Man that was awfully inspiring that you would do that..."

Putting his hat back on and in the middle of his backcast, he said, "Well, it's the least I could do. Afterall, I was married to her for 40 years..."

[DoveTail]

Well, fishing kind of does that, takes you away and makes the world go away. At least she wasn't with another woman!

[The Caddis]

Ouch! I probably would have thrown a handful of flies down there, and not barbless either.

[crappiefisherman]

Hey my kid said she saw mama kissin Santa Claus today under the mistletoe.........................It was cute till she said she didnt know Santa delivered the mail too.Hmmmm..