Bman Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 DoveTail said: Don't leave fruit on the dashboard. LOL!!! The only good line is a tight line
loo10 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 DoveTail said: Don't leave fruit on the dashboard. "Cause If'n you do.. cinch your wader belt down tight Matey.. er it won't be the Giant Squid you'll have to look out fer. Arrrrrgh" Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
laker67 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 DoveTail said: Don't leave fruit on the dashboard. Well as usual, it took me a while to recall the topic about the "fruit on the dashboard". Very clever DoveTail, I like that.
twosets Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 IMO the key to fishing at night is to drink plenty of coffee to stay warm. Then, you need to drink some whisky to kill the buzz from drinking too much coffee. Your presentations will be too fast if you are all jittery. When you start feeling drowsy or tipsy, drink some more coffee. You will never catch them if you are drunk. After you drink the coffee, you may need to drink some more whisky. (What were you thinking drinking all that coffee? Taking a leak with the waders on is a royal pain.) If you drink the right amount of whisky, the wader thing becomes less of a problem. Just go ahead and ler her fly, what the heck, who is going to know? You can always pretend that your waders leak. It never hurts to check your fly, under these conditions it is quite possible that you have snapped your fly off on a backcast into the trees an hour ago and have been fishing without any lure. (You can sometimes get them to bite on just a leader with no fly, but really tough to land em) On second thought, a PM to Leonard may not be such a bad idea. Good luck "This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
Terry Beeson Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 The keys to fishing Taney at night? Get to know the water during the day before going at night... Loud rock music while gearing up... Special coffee creamer... Big streamers... Heavier tippets... Squid repellent... Park with the nose of the vehicle IN... No fruit on the dash... And never.... Never.... NEVER wear pink neoprene waders... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
loo10 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 Terry Beeson said: And never.... Never.... NEVER wear pink neoprene waders... No, not EVER! Well, unless you park nose out, with a nice fruit basket on your dash, and Barry Manilow music blaring from your vehicle. Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
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