Victoria Secrets

[denjac]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee

for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to

$500 in price - the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts

for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it

to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife (who's no dummy) thinks, "This negligee is so sheer

that it might as well be nothing. I'll leave it in the box, do the modeling

without anything on, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for

myself."

She appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband cries, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least

iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

[Buzz]

Just my luck.