Whooee! - A Good Day!

[Fly_Guy]

Haha - I was going to let this drag on for a while, but I see that I'd better cut it short before people start calling MDC and I get hauled off to jail. This report was a joke - I haven't been fishing in over a week. Last night I realized that I have very long experiment I'm working on in the lab today, (I'll be here from 7:00 am to 9:00 pm), and I desparately needed something to give me a chuckle in before I got started. Sorry y'all, but I needed a laugh this morning

I may register my disappointment that no one noticed that I was using three rods (two w/ powerbait, and one with a jig). Maybe you missed it because of the outrage induced by the idea of keeping a brown trout. If this is the case, I will let it slide. Perhaps you noticed, but chose to ignore it in light of my other offenses.

However, I'm glad there are anglers passionate enough to care when rules are broken.

Apologies that my entertainment had to come at the expense of your blood pressure.

Have a wonderful day!

[bigdub]

Nice....thought something had to be up!!!

[troutgnat]

Haha - I was going to let this drag on for a while, but I see that I'd better cut it short before people start calling MDC and I get hauled off to jail. This report was a joke - I haven't been fishing in over a week. Last night I realized that I have very long experiment I'm working on in the lab today, (I'll be here from 7:00 am to 9:00 pm), and I desparately needed something to give me a chuckle in before I got started. Sorry y'all, but I needed a laugh this morning

I may register my disappointment that no one noticed that I was using three rods (two w/ powerbait, and one with a jig). Maybe you missed it because of the outrage induced by the idea of keeping a brown trout. If this is the case, I will let it slide. Perhaps you noticed, but chose to ignore it in light of my other offenses.

However, I'm glad there are anglers passionate enough to care when rules are broken.

Apologies that my entertainment had to come at the expense of your blood pressure.

Have a wonderful day!

Fly-Guy,

I guess everyone has a different sense of humor, enough said. I for one find this act childish. Let's keep this forum for its intended purpose to be used as an informative learning and teaching tool among fellow anglers.

[rps]

I enjoyed the joke.

It prompted me to look up the spelling on sanctimonious.

[Leonard]

If Im not mistaking..

you can use up to 3 rods... (or 3 hooks in in the water)..

Fly Guy..

you should have post a picture of a 17in fish with your arms extended all the way out and try to tell everyone it was over 20inches..

[Trevor K]

nice joke. I think 3 poles is legal though

[Fly_Guy]

Really?? Ah man! - I shoulda used 4! That's one thing I did learn today I guess. It'd be a little hard, I would think, to use three poles unless you were trolling spoons or crankbaits or something, wouldn't it? I guess if the water was off...

[Jeremy Hunt]

This is becoming a little fishy.....

[Bman]

Haha - I was going to let this drag on for a while, but I see that I'd better cut it short before people start calling MDC and I get hauled off to jail. This report was a joke - I haven't been fishing in over a week. Last night I realized that I have very long experiment I'm working on in the lab today, (I'll be here from 7:00 am to 9:00 pm), and I desparately needed something to give me a chuckle in before I got started. Sorry y'all, but I needed a laugh this morning

I may register my disappointment that no one noticed that I was using three rods (two w/ powerbait, and one with a jig). Maybe you missed it because of the outrage induced by the idea of keeping a brown trout. If this is the case, I will let it slide. Perhaps you noticed, but chose to ignore it in light of my other offenses.

However, I'm glad there are anglers passionate enough to care when rules are broken.

Apologies that my entertainment had to come at the expense of your blood pressure.

Have a wonderful day!

I spotted this for what it was because of a previous post.

You must have a boring life.

[ozark trout fisher]

Haha - I was going to let this drag on for a while, but I see that I'd better cut it short before people start calling MDC and I get hauled off to jail. This report was a joke - I haven't been fishing in over a week. Last night I realized that I have very long experiment I'm working on in the lab today, (I'll be here from 7:00 am to 9:00 pm), and I desparately needed something to give me a chuckle in before I got started. Sorry y'all, but I needed a laugh this morning

I may register my disappointment that no one noticed that I was using three rods (two w/ powerbait, and one with a jig). Maybe you missed it because of the outrage induced by the idea of keeping a brown trout. If this is the case, I will let it slide. Perhaps you noticed, but chose to ignore it in light of my other offenses.

However, I'm glad there are anglers passionate enough to care when rules are broken.

Apologies that my entertainment had to come at the expense of your blood pressure.

Have a wonderful day!

Forget that man... You should have used dynamite.