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Thanks Fishincrieket,

You’re my only friend!

Make it two 55 gallon drums full of stunted/retarded piranha/crappie and I’ll buy lunch. I need all the help I can get! Man, as hard as it is to find a crappie around here I should just start a crappie pond and charge people to fish it. They already do that in some places with trout, catfish and carp! A crappie pond would be a gold mine! I’d call it Slabgrabbersville, home of the black gold! I would only release mature black female crappies in it and charge by the pound. I wonder if the DNR would let me do that. Probably not though, they would want me to share with the public or something dumb like that! Can’t make any money that way!

But hey, I’d compromise and make it free to kids three and under! LOL I’m a nice guy, right? LOL

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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Naw, all those guys are idiots too.. The difference for me is that I have hope for your plan. And when you aren't looking I am bringing in a 55 gallon drum full of my stunted/retard Pirhanna/Crappie to stock your 7 acre pond with.. lol

And I'll bring the Loch ness monster over there to help you thin the crappie/pirhannas back out.... Plus maybe a blue whale or two.

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(eyes tear up)

Thanks Ozark trout fish.

You’re my only friend! LOL

I always wanted my very own Nessy. I will love her and squeeze her and feed her all the crappies she wants. With all this out pouring of love and support I feel like rewriting the song, “The twelve days of Christmas.” If I do it will go something like this. LOL

On the first day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; some Pirhanna/crappie in a steel drum.

On the second day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; two massive Blue Whales with big tails.

And some Pirhanna/Crappie in a steel drum.

On the third day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; a Lock Ness Monster.

Two massive Blue Whales with big tails.

And some Pirhanna/Crappie in a steel drum.

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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Bucks Hot Dad, you need to pick an "only friend" and stick with it... lol

"Waiter, I'll have what Bucks Hot Dad is having please?"

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Cricket,

You better watch it buddy...Buckshot will demote you to his 'Only Enemy'..lol...and don't think he won't cause I got a hunch he will.

Just the thought of that brings a tear to my eye, lol.

bm

My friends say I'm a douche bag ??

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Cricket,

You better watch it buddy...Buckshot will demote you to his 'Only Enemy'..lol...and don't think he won't cause I got a hunch he will.

Just the thought of that brings a tear to my eye, lol.

bm

I'll get the two of you on the water with me, one way or the other... lol

cricket.c21.com

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(eyes tear up)

Thanks Ozark trout fish.

You’re my only friend! LOL

I always wanted my very own Nessy. I will love her and squeeze her and feed her all the crappies she wants. With all this out pouring of love and support I feel like rewriting the song, “The twelve days of Christmas.” If I do it will go something like this. LOL

On the first day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; some Pirhanna/crappie in a steel drum.

On the second day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; two massive Blue Whales with big tails.

And some Pirhanna/Crappie in a steel drum.

On the third day of Christmas my only friend gave to me; a Lock Ness Monster.

Two massive Blue Whales with big tails.

And some Pirhanna/Crappie in a steel drum.

I got good old Loch Ness in an aquarium in my backyard... I feed him stunted farm pond crappie every day. ^_^

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LOL I raised three good kids and each one wanted to be loved more than the others. So when I was asked by one who was my favorite child I would always say “why you are of course.” Or “ who do you love more?” And I would say why you of course, I adopted the other two! ( this was usually asked by the one that out worked the others that day or made a better grade or did something they were proud of) In turn I told each child this. When they did well I praised them in front of the others and said “you’re the best child I have, the one with the good head.” Meaning the others were retarded. LOL In turn I told each child this and to this day they have no idea for sure who I think my best child is. Even though each child is different I love each one the same but there’s no way they will understand this until they have kids of their own. I am blessed with a family where there is a lot of love and of course humor. By raising my kids this way, each tried hard to rise above the other’s and stand out in my eyes. Never knowing if they succeeded or not is why they still love each other and there is no animosity between them as in thinking I love one more than the other. We‘re a very close family and that’s a rare thing to have now a days. And it is for this very reason that you - yes you, will always be, my only friend!

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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LOL I raised three good kids and each one wanted to be loved more than the others. So when I was asked by one who was my favorite child I would always say “why you are of course.” Or “ who do you love more?” And I would say why you of course, I adopted the other two! ( this was usually asked by the one that out worked the others that day or made a better grade or did something they were proud of) In turn I told each child this. When they did well I praised them in front of the others and said “you’re the best child I have, the one with the good head.” Meaning the others were retarded. LOL In turn I told each child this and to this day they have no idea for sure who I think my best child is. Even though each child is different I love each one the same but there’s no way they will understand this until they have kids of their own. I am blessed with a family where there is a lot of love and of course humor. By raising my kids this way, each tried hard to rise above the other’s and stand out in my eyes. Never knowing if they succeeded or not is why they still love each other and there is no animosity between them as in thinking I love one more than the other. We‘re a very close family and that’s a rare thing to have now a days. And it is for this very reason that you - yes you, will always be, my only friend!

Now doncha all just feel so cozy up underneath Buckshot's wing like that? Mmmm, warm and fuzzy feeling.. ;)

Buckshot, you're alright in my book.. Even if I am you're "only" friend. I look forward to your eccentric and whimsical ramblings to keep my spirit warm duirng these next few months...

Peace

cricket.c21.com

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doncha all just feel so cozy up underneath

Buckshot, you're alright in my book.. Even if I am you're "only" friend. I look forward to your eccentric and whimsical ramblings to keep my spirit warm duirng these next few months...

Peace

I agree...........................................

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