Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 50! Man that’s old! Ok, one more for the Birthday boy! This is for you knuck, I hope you enjoy it! This is a rewrite of an old Hank Williams song called I’ll never get out of this world alive. I made a couple of changes! HE HE! They call me big knuck and don’t you make me mad I’ve had a lot of luck, but its all been bad No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive My fishin’ poles broke; the creek is full of sand My new girl friend is my old left hand No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive This morning I turned 50 and what a day I went to the lake and I caught one right away But when I grabbed that bass A giant rip popped out my big fat *ss Everything’s agin’ me and it’s got me down If I jumped in the River I’d prob’ly drown No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive I’m poppin’ these Viagra's all the time I’m hopin’ for nine, but four will do just fine No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive All my hair fell out and these teeth aren’t mine Without glasses I would really be blind No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive These shabby shoes I’m wearin’ all the time Are full of holes and nails And brother if I stepped on a worn out dime I bet a nickel I could tell ya if it was heads or tails But I’m not gonna worry, wrinkles in my brow Cause I'll never have no money any how No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY KNUCK ! darn, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU OLD MAN! LOL Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 There, I made a couple of changes. Sometimes with these roasts you just have to put down what comes off the top of your head then let it sit a while. When you come back to it later you always see things you should have said differently. Well, at least that’s the way it is with me. Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
ozark trout fisher Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 50! Man that’s old! Ok, one more for the Birthday boy! This is for you knuck, I hope you enjoy it! This is a rewrite of an old Hank Williams song called I’ll never get out of this world alive. I made a couple of changes! HE HE! They call me big knuck and don’t you make me mad I’ve had a lot of luck, but its all been bad No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive My fishin’ poles broke; the creek is full of sand My new girl friend is my old left hand No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive This morning I turned 50 and what a day I went to the lake and I caught one right away But when I grabbed that bass A giant rip popped out my big fat *ss Everything’s agin’ me and it’s got me down If I jumped in the River I’d prob’ly drown No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive I’m poppin’ these Viagra's all the time I’m hopin’ for nine, but four will do just fine No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive All my hair fell out and these teeth aren’t mine Without glasses I would really be blind No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive These shabby shoes I’m wearin’ all the time Are full of holes and nails And brother if I stepped on a worn out dime I bet a nickel I could tell ya if it was heads or tails But I’m not gonna worry, wrinkles in my brow Cause I'll never have no money any how No matter how I struggle and strive I’ll never get out of this world alive HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY KNUCK ! darn, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU OLD MAN! LOL You should go into business writing songs. I'm thinking you should call it Buck's Hot Songs Inc.
Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 LOL Not a chance! I like to play around rewriting other people’s songs. Thinking them up on your own is too hard and I’m not that smart! I did write one from scratch though. It took me one year to write it and seven years to perfect. The story behind its creation would blow your mind. It’s a pro American War song designed for the troops so it’s not for the hippie love bug. It’s controversial to say the least and the bottom line is I have my fingers crossed that it will be released in a few months on a charity album for the troops. I won’t ever make any money from it but then I never intended too. A record label by the name of Freeze Records has offered to pay for the making of the song. It will be played on the radio overseas in Europe and the Middle East. And to tell you the truth I’m pretty darn excited about it! Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
ozark trout fisher Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 LOL Not a chance! I like to play around rewriting other people’s songs. Thinking them up on your own is too hard and I’m not that smart! I did write one from scratch though. It took me one year to write it and seven years to perfect. The story behind its creation would blow your mind. It’s a pro American War song designed for the troops so it’s not for the hippie love bug. It’s controversial to say the least and the bottom line is I have my fingers crossed that it will be released in a few months on a charity album for the troops. I won’t ever make any money from it but then I never intended too. A record label by the name of Freeze Records has offered to pay for the making of the song. It will be played on the radio overseas in Europe and the Middle East. And to tell you the truth I’m pretty darn excited about it! Wait... You really wrote a song that's gonna be played on the radio? Or are ya just funnin? I see this whole Buck's Hot Songs thing in the making. I'll buy some stock in it. :lol:
Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 LOL No I’m not just funnin! Sometimes it’s hard for me to believe too. There’s a real possibility that this will happen. The guy who owns Freeze Records is also a disc jockey for www.afbradadio.us that goes by the name Mr. Freeze. If you go to that web site you can scroll down and on the scrolling flags to the left look for his name. If you click it you will go to his myspace page. This guy knows everyone. And don’t be fooled by the word Charity album. I have a feeling that only means I won’t make any money. Eugene (Mr. Freeze) gave me his E-mail address, home phone number and his cell phone number. He seems more egger to have the song made than me. He’s got a friend by the name Ludicrous (not sure if I spelled his name right) who is a black rap artist. I don’t know him from squat but Eugene says he’s the real deal. Eugene wants him to do the song because he feels with his vocals and unique style he’ll sell more records. I don’t care who does it as long as they do a good job. The only problem is that this so called friend won’t do it for free so Eugene is still trying to work this fee deal out. Eugene tells me that if he can’t work out a deal with this rapper then he has people who can still write the music and sing the song for the album. I’ve heard some of their material and their ok I guess. All I get is a copy of the album which by the way will use my songs theme on the cover and I will get to be involved in the making of the covers process. I’ve never done anything like this before so I’m excited and hope it all comes down like he says. And I think it will. Keep your fingers crossed for me! Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
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