"the Neverending Ongoing Story Post"with Ozark Angler Members As The Authors

[CrappieMagnet]

Phil's request...

This thread is ongoing,never quits,is funny,can make you cry,yet be inspiring,ridiculous ,and can make some older individuals lose their teeth in laughter(or in a river).Photos,cartoons and captions too.It can make sense or no sense at all.It can lead to many streets or foreign countries to far away waters and mysterious lands.All are accepted in this never ending ongoing story thread.Add a little or add a lot.How much imagination do you have?

HOW DOES THIS WORK?

Funny how you should ask..

Ah...you see...it is left for the NEXT PERSON TO ADD TO!

..it always starts out with a story line and is left off with( my," "your," "his," "her," "its," "our," "their", "and","the," "a," "an""is","or","to" ) so someone else can add to it.Example...

The big fish jumped out of the water and scared the heck out of all of the>

***ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING TO ADD.PLEASE TAKE YOUR SIGNATURES OFF THIS THREAD!!! THEY ARE WAY TO CONFUSING TO READ THROUGH!!***ALSO....WE WON'T TOLERATE OBSCENE PICS.....VULGAR LANGUAGE....OR BASHING...NO EXCEPTIONS.

So let's get this" NEVERENDING ONGOING STORY THREAD"...............................................GOING!

[CrappieMagnet]

The night was gray the sky is blue....down the hill the fisherman were

[laker67]

The night was gray the sky is blue....down the hill the fisherman were

cleaning their limit of fish. { The End }

[Paola Cat]

.... of the catch-n-keep season in the trout parks was closing in fast. Other anglers were still lined up shoulder to shoulder hoping to .....

[KCRIVERRAT]

untangle their lines before darkness hit but then...

[CrappieMagnet]

4 eagles swooped down and grabbed their tangled mess of line carrying all of them to the top of

[NuB2TR]

.... Shell Knob just as the fireworks display began. The first boomer scared one eagle so bad he.....

[CrappieMagnet]

fell out of the sky barely missing some old folks watching the luminescent display of fireworks and the remaining eagles also

[brownieman]

cleaning their limit of fish. { The End }

Laker ended this thread yesterday...thought myself it was a pretty good ending, after all, they are called 'Short Stories'

I have a feeling several others were getting some good lauphs out of that thread and I hated to see it end.

This world is getting harder by the day to find humor in...it's really a shame but is what it is, ya know.

If the humor gets a bit sick at times users don't have to read it...pics are one thing but words are another.

It's all our choice to look, read, whatever and if we don't care for it don't look but pics can slap you in the face pretty fast. Not long ago real late at night someone posted some porn pics that made it through...I sent Dano a pm and he canned it asap.

It's a porn filled world and smut sells, unfortunately. IMO the thread we had going was not that bad but I reckon it's in the eyes of the reader or owner....I sure as heck don't pay the bills, lol.

Anyway, some of you other guys ,Buck, laker, eric, wrench, BBB, sorry if I left a few sicko's out, lol... speak up and give some of your thoughts on the subject...I'd go out on a limb and speculate that 'South Park" is not phils favotite cartoon.

I'm not gigging anyone here just looking for a MATURE discussion stricktly out of curiosity. 'The End'...lol

later on

[brownieman]

Eric,

I stated I was gigging no-one...especially phil.

Believe me my friend I know plenty about lines and such things.

Not finger pointing I'm just saying we are losing our freedoms in what is suppose to be a free country...simple and to the point.

later on