Members burninworm Posted April 5, 2012 Members Share Posted April 5, 2012 (look Hiawatha is killing his teacher, dude is a poacher\terrorist\flyshop-shoplifter, bad tipper - no way his teacher escapes this novel alive...) Hiawatha quickly dismisses these thoughts as he creeps through the brush to a rock outcropping just above his former teacher - Mike Shanahan.... (The former coach of the cheatin' Donx, aka the Denver Broncos.) Readying his hatchet, Hiawatha decides to turn the blade against his trusty super-awesome Black River sharpening stone, (in order to split Shanahan's head like a piece of dry alder) just then a stealth helicopter from nearby Ft. Leonard Wood (piloted by yours truly, even though I can't fly one I've been to crane in the last two weeks so it's possible) mows the former evil donkmaster down in a hail of 50 caliber machinegun fire shredding him into something resembling Kobe Beef... Hiawatha's conscience is clear as once again, the former U.S. government is to blame...Satisfied that his dreams are still alive Hiawathatha returns to camp enjoys an elk steak and settles in for the night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee G. Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Awakening next morning, Hiawatha discovered his camp gone, all that remained was his broken rod with note under it! Reading it he saw these words, Stoped by your camp last nite. You were asleep, so i went nite fishing, your rod broke. Faulty blank I think. You need a new one. I had to leave early. Have to meet Pamala ( Indian word meaning, Bounces up and down when she runs) and her father, Sous Chief, for the wine tasteing and snail nite at Fort Crepe. Have to travel fast so i borrowed your canoe, hatchet, bow, elk meat, sharpening stone, and loin cloth. I will be at the Hole where the Big Fish Live next week end. I am getting a new canoe. Met me there, Ill fish, you can paddle me in the new canoe, I know how you love to do that Indian Paddle Stroke thing you invented! Your Friend, Water in His Moccasins. P.S. I left your rod. Hiawatha picked up his broken rod and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs7558 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 started done the lonely trail towards Fort Crepe. Everyone knows that the trail to Fort Crepe is a long and dangerous trail. Anything could happen on this trip. Hiawatha only hopes that he can arrive at Fort Crepe, on the banks of beautiful Table Rock Lake, before the rod breaking, Water in His Moccasins does. Hiawatha has been waiting for the chance to see the lovely Pamala without Water in His Moccasins being around, because he wants to......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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