Joke Of The Day!

[Leonard]

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where

a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance

is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The

shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up

to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the

first floor the sign on the door reads

.......................

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign

reads:

.......................

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

.......................

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

.......................

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking

and Help With Housework. > 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

.......................

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where

the sign reads:

.........................................................

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

[jdmidwest]

And what floor was Tiger Woods on?

[creek wader]

That's a classic for sure.... Here's another;

A rather nicely dressed gentleman walks into a bar.

He asks the bartender "What is the most expensive liquor you have, and how much is it?"

The bartender responds, "A 200 yr. old Irish Whiskey. It sells for $50 a shot."

The gentleman tells the bartender he'll have 7 shots, all at once.

The bartender happily obliges, and pours out 7 shots.

The man proceeds to drink all 7, rather quickly.

Couriously, the bartender asks, " Why would you drink such an expensive liqour all at once, and not savor the taste."

The man replies, You would too, if you have what I have."

The bartender asks, "And what do you have?"

The man replies, "A dollar."