Muskie Fishing

[Fishinokie1]

rubicon, you can tell if a bass is gay or not when you go to take the hook out of its mouth. when you remove the hook if it tries to suck on your finger, its a gay bass. do not bash the gay bass on the side of your boat. gay bass bashing is illegal and somebody might turn you in

That's right, gay bass have rights too! It makes more sense to me now.... I wondered why I had more success with catching bass on a 10" and 12" worm.... They did not like that shorter 4" and 6". Fellers, apparently SIZE does matter when bass fishing.

[Big Fishin Fool]

Guess the new fishing license design will have a rainbow background for 2011. And you will be required to have a gay bass stamp also.

[troutfiend1985]

So, if I like catching "gay bass" over straight bass, do I have a problem? Gay bass, the next epidemic, call Bill O'reilly.

[boz]

All right ,that's it, I'm coming out of the closet.I like to catch gay bass! Please don't judge me,I have problems.But I never whine like a spoiled brat if the fishing is slow.

[troutfiend1985]

The thing I don't understand is that I have heard that Muskie fishing is usually tough on a good day. This guy is nuts. I'm just going to start blaming random people that I don't persoally know about my tough fishing days from now on Its actually sad to see someone say these things. I've been on quite a few trips were I didn't catch what I had set out to catch, but that is part of fishing. Live and learn.

[zander]

The gay bass must be stocked, since they wouldn't naturally reproduce.

[Trav]

The gay bass must be stocked, since they wouldn't naturally reproduce.

I guess there is always adoption.....