My Cousin George

[denjac]

My cousin George who lives in New Mexico Will be on the Ellen show this Thursday Oct 14th. He works for NASA and his job is, get this he smells stuff that goes into the space shuttle. Hes been doing it for at least 25 years. They call him the Nasalnaut! Seems George has a very acute smeller. See everbody has a talent !

[FishinCricket]

Smell tester? What's he attempting to detect, foul odors? I mean, if he's quality control then what is he looking for? And people wonder where the gov't cheese goes, eh?

NASA Comptroller: "Well, we're just about ready to install the zero gravity toilet seat.. It's been put through a battery of tests, it's been super heated and super cooled to insure rigidity in any condition, it's been upfitted with zero-G seat covers to protect the astronauts from foreign contaminants, even the seat covers have been thoroughly tested to insure proper cheek sweat wicking.. Just one last, all important test to perform.. The smell test."

(nodding to the man next to the cage) "Release the 'George'! Stand back everyone, don't let it sense any fear..."

(George sniffs, peers around, sniffs again) "It all smells like crap!" (tromps back to his cage)

Engineer #1: "Well hells bells, boys.. Back to the drawing board then.."

Engineer #2: "Man, that one showed promise too... darn that George!" (jumps as George growls from within his cage)

[Thom]

Smell tester? What's he attempting to detect, foul odors? I mean, if he's quality control then what is he looking for? And people wonder where the gov't cheese goes, eh?

NASA Comptroller: "Well, we're just about ready to install the zero gravity toilet seat.. It's been put through a battery of tests, it's been super heated and super cooled to insure rigidity in any condition, it's been upfitted with zero-G seat covers to protect the astronauts from foreign contaminants, even the seat covers have been thoroughly tested to insure proper cheek sweat wicking.. Just one last, all important test to perform.. The smell test."

(nodding to the man next to the cage) "Release the 'George'! Stand back everyone, don't let it sense any fear..."

(George sniffs, peers around, sniffs again) "It all smells like crap!" (tromps back to his cage)

Engineer #1: "Well hells bells, boys.. Back to the drawing board then.."

Engineer #2: "Man, that one showed promise too... darn that George!" (jumps as George growls from within his cage)

Now if that doesn't sound like a story a car salesman would tell. If you could sell those Caddies like you tell your stories GM would be back at 95 a share.

[FishinCricket]

Now if that doesn't sound like a story a car salesman would tell. If you could sell those Caddies like you tell your stories GM would be back at 95 a share.

Schucks, Thanks for the compliment, I spose.. Never was too good of a salesman...

[flytyer57]

Smell tester? What's he attempting to detect, foul odors? I mean, if he's quality control then what is he looking for? And people wonder where the gov't cheese goes, eh?

NASA Comptroller: "Well, we're just about ready to install the zero gravity toilet seat.. It's been put through a battery of tests, it's been super heated and super cooled to insure rigidity in any condition, it's been upfitted with zero-G seat covers to protect the astronauts from foreign contaminants, even the seat covers have been thoroughly tested to insure proper cheek sweat wicking.. Just one last, all important test to perform.. The smell test."

(nodding to the man next to the cage) "Release the 'George'! Stand back everyone, don't let it sense any fear..."

(George sniffs, peers around, sniffs again) "It all smells like crap!" (tromps back to his cage)

Engineer #1: "Well hells bells, boys.. Back to the drawing board then.."

Engineer #2: "Man, that one showed promise too... darn that George!" (jumps as George growls from within his cage)

Thanks for the laughs FishinCricket.

That came at a good time.

[FishinCricket]

Thanks for the laughs FishinCricket.

That came at a good time.

<----Takes a bow

Thanks, I'll be here all week.. Don't forget to tip your bartender..

[denjac]

<----Takes a bow

Thanks, I'll be here all week.. Don't forget to tip your bartender..

That was too funny, but it also kinda how it goes. Everything that goes into the shuttles he has to give it a sniff. I guess odors are magnified in space so if he can smell it, it will smell real bad in space. He also has a contract with odor eaters.

[Trout Commander]

<----Takes a bowThanks, I'll be here all week.. Don't forget to tip your bartender..

You should tip the bartender. He makes you sound funnier to us.

I liked your post btw.

[FishinCricket]

You should tip the bartender. He makes you sound funnier to us.

I liked your post btw.

Tip her? Hell with that, I married her!

[FishinCricket]

That was too funny, but it also kinda how it goes. Everything that goes into the shuttles he has to give it a sniff. I guess odors are magnified in space so if he can smell it, it will smell real bad in space. He also has a contract with odor eaters.

Wow, that's a friggin graaaavy job!! How much of our tax dollars does he get paid/year to do that, I wonder? And if I eat him, do I get his position?