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That's the best excuse for being full of dung I've ever heard. Can I steal that for my own use ?

:D HA! It's all yours!

The water witch deal really happened though. Wasn't stormy either, I recall it being a nice spring day. Whoever said dust devil was right... more of a dust devil than a water spout.

Hey Mitch, I asked your ex last night, she said you were indeed "okay" :lol:

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:D HA! It's all yours!

The water witch deal really happened though. Wasn't stormy either, I recall it being a nice spring day. Whoever said dust devil was right... more of a dust devil than a water spout.

Hey Mitch, I asked your ex last night, she said you were indeed "okay" :lol:

Man, that's wild, for sure... I'd like to see one of those..

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Sorry Chief couldn't resist.

That is a classic right there!!!!! Can't believe you took a pic of me without my shirt on!

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:D HA! It's all yours!

The water witch deal really happened though. Wasn't stormy either, I recall it being a nice spring day. Whoever said dust devil was right... more of a dust devil than a water spout.

Hey Mitch, I asked your ex last night, she said you were indeed "okay" :lol:

she's all yours :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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I once was wading the Kings River just outside of Marble Ar. When I had that feeling like someone was following me. After a couple of pauses and quick turns I continued to not see what I heard behind me. I for sure thought I had a hungry black bear at my six. Through a shoal and around a bend on a flat I heard a splashing charge in the water directly behind me. When I turned around I was looking eye to eye with a solid white Alpaca, or Lama. Scared the crap out of me. Once I got done scaring the crap out of him the thing became so friendly I had to try hard to loose the guy.

I have also on the kings just before Marshals Ford my buddy and I were floating from Marble when we heard a tukie tukie too sounding bird then a man appeared on the ridge of the north bluff yelling franticly. We finally chalked it up to a troublesome tropical bird pet.

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laugh.gif I love it when guys are big enough to admit they screamed like a little girl. A little truth in a story goes a long way.

Yes I agree. I think I've told this before but I did the same thing (screamed like a little girl) when I caught a decent sized alligator on a spinning rod in Florida.

Greg

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That would make it your mother.

Unless of course your ex got remarried, then it would be her new hubbies mother.

i was camping at beaver lake one year and woke to i think it was racoon tracks that ran right across my sleeping bag at my chest...never noticed him being on me,creepy to think he was probably lickin the steak juice off my lips.lol

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i was camping at beaver lake one year and woke to i think it was racoon tracks that ran right across my sleeping bag at my chest...never noticed him being on me,creepy to think he was probably lickin the steak juice off my lips.lol

Kissed by a coon. Now that's funny.

There's a fine line between fishing and sitting there looking stupid.

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Once I was fishing at night and wading about knee deep. When I went to shine my light around, a gar thought it would be cool to chill next to my feet. I hopped out of the water pretty fast.

One time a fellow was talking to me about beaver lake and said

"you know why they call it beaver lake?"

I said "no why is that?"

"Well...there's alot of beavers around that area"

I said "oh yeah, do they get pretty big?"

"Oh yeah, there's some big ones down there..."

until now I never knew what he was talking about. :=D:

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