Fishing Report 03/21/2011

[Uncle Frank]

Put in a Crabtree about 1100 hours. Started to back the boat in and noticed someone had thrown about 4 handfulls of sheetrock screws on every ramp but one about 4 feet into the water. Who ever did that does NOT know how lucky they are that I didnt see them do it. They would have been at the ER having them removed surgically. (Yes I did notify the core and they removed them ASAP). Got launched and headed to the dam. What a mistake... The wind was dangerous so we had to leave the area before it blew me into the rocks. Went to the quarry and boated one keeper LM on a green chomper. no other hits. The water is very clear every where we went and 47 to 48 degrees. Fished the east side from the launch to the next cove and were throwing crappie jigs, chompers and rogues but boated nothing. I found them just off of the points about 25 feet down but they had lock jaw. Sorry I cant give you guys a better report. Good Luck

[Basstard]

I own three 18 volt cordless screw guns, all with two batteries each, which I would be happy to bring to the party where we "install" the sheetrock screws into the body of the moron whose pockets they fell out of while he was wading down the ramp.

Sorry your trip didn't go well. I plan on heading out of Roark on Saturday to see if I can catch some whites, blacks and walleye. Any suggestions on spots and/or baits??