Snagging?

[gonefishin]

I dunno about ya'll. Looks to me like ya aire working to hard. I have been trainin me a pair of otters to retrieve my fish for me. When I get em trained not to eat everything they catch I will be able to just sit on the bank and have fresh fish brung t me at my leisure.

[Don]

Terry,

Speaking of dynomite, my former employer used to have small bass tournaments. One year, the union steward drew the personnel director as his partner for the annual tourney at Table Rock. Fishing was very slow that day, so later in the afternoon, they motored back into an isolated cove. The steward grabbed a flare from his box and told the HR director they were gonna win this thing one way or another. Of course panic set in for the administrator as the steward lit the flair, chucked it out in the cove and put his hands over his ears. He described the HR director as getting ready to jump out of the boat.....but wait, I better not..... no, I better jump.....no i better not......

I've heard the guys tell this one a thousantd times.

[Terry Beeson]

GF,

Otters, hell... That's whutcha had kids fer ain't it? And you can whup there butts if they eat more than you allow...

Don,

I love that story... good one.

Now... Click here for another good true story... Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent...

(Dang, I gotta update my website...)

[gonefishin]

GF,

Otters, hell... That's whutcha had kids fer ain't it? And you can whup there butts if they eat more than you allow...

I dunno about that Terry. Nowadays I am starting to believe my kids are big enough to whip my butt.

Of course they do lack experience....