Terry Beeson Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Top ten signs you’re fishing in 0 degree weather: 10 - Some of your baits have somehow wrapped themselves with extra maribou. 9 - You find that chili with beans you had for lunch was just the thing to warm those waders. 8 - “To hell with etiquette… I’m shufflin’!” 7 - Upon opening your bait box, you hear something screaming “SHUT THE darn DOOR!” 6 - Two guys named Gustafson and Goldman are waiting on the bank to take your spot. 5 - You pierce your ears and hang #6 wooly buggers in them to keep your neck warm. 4 - You notice the jet boats are running upstream at 1/3 throttle. 3 - You fight that 4 inch chub for 30 minutes while palming your fly reel for drag just for the friction. 2 - Kurt Browning just sliced through your leader after a double sow-cow / triple lutz. And... The NUMBER ONE SIGN you're fishing in 0 degree weather.... You intentionally fall so your waders will fill with the tepid 50 degree water… TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
duckydoty Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Hows work going Terry? A Little Rain Won't Hurt Them Fish.....They're Already Wet!! Visit my website at.. Ozark Trout Runners
Terry Beeson Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 It's work... you know... rather be fishin'... But it's going good. I was one of only three (out of seven) in my department that made it in yesterday. Then the other two left early... sheesh... Only one made it in Monday and he went home due to no power. Still several in the plant that can't make it in. We're running on low power, so not much manufacturing going on. Good time to come back and get back in the swing... slow and steady. But I've decided I'm going to be a Yorkie in my next life... then my human can go to work while I sleep and then he comes home to feed me, pet me, and then I go back to sleep. TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Leonard Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 Terry...I must disagree... I had chili w/beans (with extra jalap. peppers) yesterday for lunch I still froze my but off last night fishing.. oh yeah I have done a report yet... but fishing was slow and cold... caught 5 http://www.taneycomonights.com
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