Terry Beeson Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 TC... you took the words right outta my mawf!!!... Besides... there's the Giant Man-Eating Taneycomo Killer Squid to deal with... not to mention bears... All the fish in Taney died... yeah... that's it... THAT'S the ticket!... They all died! From toxic fumes in the water... They all died... I swar-ta god they did... You can't fish in a lake that doesn't have any fish in it... it's state law... I swar-ta god it is.... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
loo10 Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Heck, the development down stream drained it... & killed all the moss and bugs. Then the renegades blocked the channel at Fall Creek so now there's just bait fishermen and poachers up there. It's lawlessness. Heck, I hear the Baldknobbers are back draining gas from your boats while you sleep. Plus there's Alphie & Ralphie Bolin's 5th cousin twice-removed, Leonard, who I heard tell, had killed 4-5 people at night. Buried them near outlet 1. That's causing all the erosion down there. Not a safe place at all. Stay home!!! Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
The Caddis Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 There's pineapple trout, lemon trout, coconut trout, pepper trout I've never caught any of these, can you post pics of what they look like? What type of fly does a coconut trout prefer? size/color, include it all, I want to be prepared next time I'm in town.
Thom Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Then there's the snakes in the grass and steps down to the dam. I also heard that the fish are full of parasite worms and the contaminates from the Branson Landing developement can cause cancer. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. BTW I'll be down next week Thom Harvengt
Members ozarkriverrat Posted June 28, 2007 Author Members Posted June 28, 2007 Coconut Trout http://www.finestchef.com/Poached%20Trout.jpg i usually catch them on wolly buggers.
Micheal Kyle Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Yes I have a lot of copies and yes they are still free. Thankyou to everyone for there support. Terry you forgot about the Trout Ale Brewed out west. I'm pretty sure it will compliment any trout dinner. Michael To Know People Is To Know Thier Ways!
duckydoty Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 I've been hearin that late at night, the big hole turns into a provocative strip club with all kinds of indecent happenings going on. I tawt I taw big foot the otter rite, but maybe it was Terry and the Baldknobbers duckydoty P.S.----I dont go down there no more A Little Rain Won't Hurt Them Fish.....They're Already Wet!! Visit my website at.. Ozark Trout Runners
duckydoty Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 This just In!!! MDC has decided to install a Brass Pole down at the big hole for the local strip club. Whats this gonna do for the fishing A Little Rain Won't Hurt Them Fish.....They're Already Wet!! Visit my website at.. Ozark Trout Runners
Terry Beeson Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Speaking of gaseous fumes... anybody heard anything from Mr Ducky and also LMW? The levels of E. Coli, salmonella, sulfuric acid, phosphates, methane gas, cow manure, radioactive alien sewage, and cooties in Taneycomo have risen to levels making mandatory evacuation of the whole area above Fall Creek necessary. Anyone seen close to the water with any fishing tackle will be shot by Army Special Forces snipers located at various strategic locations along the banks... STAY AWAY FROM TANEYCOMO AT ALL COSTS!!!! Hey Ducky... forget Hank Jr.... I'm playin' Bob Seager... "Down on Main Streeeeeeeet!!!" TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Members Jshade Posted June 28, 2007 Members Posted June 28, 2007 That's horrible, I'm never goin back, except for fri.
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