gonefishin Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 I am starting to think Armadillos are from Krypton. They seem to have supernatural powers. Just how deep of a hole can an Armadillo dig? How high can they jump and how fast can they run? How do they dodge .22 bullets or do the bullets just bounce off their armor plating? I would rather be fishin'. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Terry Beeson Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 I am starting to think Armadillos are from Krypton. Where's my Kryptonite? They seem to have supernatural powers. Most people form Texas think that about ALL things Texan... Armadillos are Texans by way of Central America... Just how deep of a hole can an Armadillo dig? Purty deep... How high can they jump...? Purty high... ...and how fast can they run? Purty fast... How do they dodge .22 bullets or do the bullets just bounce off their armor plating? Three words.... Thirty Ought Six... hollow point... (OK... FIVE words...) TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
brownieman Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 I'm no expert...but it appears to me most of them are born dead by the side of the road, lmao My friends say I'm a douche bag ?? Avatar...mister brownie bm <><
Terry Beeson Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 No... that's what happens after they mate... kind of like a caddis... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
gonefishin Posted July 7, 2007 Author Posted July 7, 2007 No... that's what happens after they mate... kind of like a caddis... So are you saying they have a short sex life? If so why are there getting to be so many of them? You are right about the Texas thing. I would rather be fishin'. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
trout fanatic Posted July 7, 2007 Posted July 7, 2007 Several years ago when I was stationed in sw oklahoma, I had an armadillo suddenly appear in the darkness in my duck blind. After confirming what it was with a flashlight I went to grab it (I had planned on tossing it out of my blind). Too make a long story short, it dug a hole and was out of sight before I could even grab it. Them suckers is fast!
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