Don't!

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Got in trouble. 

Yesterday I thought I would surprise my wife by splitting some wood. 

Got the Splitter pulled up by some dry wood but needed splitting. I went to turn the Splitter around and fell.

I called her and told her I needed help getting up.

She called a neighbor to get me up and he helped me split some wood. 

My wife came home I knew I was in trouble. 

Seems she had enough wood. 

Then here it came. You don't drive, walk in the woods, run the Chainsaw, run the Splitter, run the Tiller,Mower and Climb a ladder and many other things. 

So once again. 

Seems I have one use I'm to pay for a load of Cedar for my Store. 

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