Don Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Guys just print this real purty and yor ready: Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze, Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer your man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. When you hold me real tight like a padded gun rack, My life is complete, ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds........ IT'S A NEW TROLLIN'' MOTOR!!! Don May I caught you a delicious bass.
slider Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 DON: I JUST PRINTED THE POEM AND GAVE IT TO THE WIFE FORE A EARLY PREASANT AND SHE SAID "THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU BUT THE TROLLING MOTOR HAS GOT TO GO BACK" ! SLIDER DONT EVER GIVE UP MOSES WAS A BASKET CASE ONCE!
duckydoty Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 A Little Rain Won't Hurt Them Fish.....They're Already Wet!! Visit my website at.. Ozark Trout Runners
jjtroutbum Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 *applause* nice ya old softy. Jon Joy ___________ "A jerk at one end of the line is enough." unknown author The Second Amendment was written for hunting tyrants not ducks. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Terry Beeson Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Dang it, Don... Yor gonna make me cry... I yewsta have a dawg named Blue... Briscoe Darling: How 'bout "Don't Hit Your Grandma with a Great Big Stick"? Charlene Darling: No, Paw, That one makes me cry! TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Rusty Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 Guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight? She didn't think it was all that funny.
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