Out Hunting One Day

[Don]

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along

they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it

and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see

the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw something

down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here,

give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and

three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening

and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush

behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing

through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and

jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the

hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer

walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen

to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just

standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the

bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst

into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him

chained to a transmission! "

[duckydoty]

I find humor in that