I think I will take the 5th on this one as any post may incriminate me.
or
Since I have not caught a lot of fish under an indicator, maybe I don't fit in that class yet. Why, I may have time to be reformed so that I am never included in that class of flyfishermen.
Oh wait, am I starting a fist fight, nah
BTW, I did read the article, and I agree it was a good article.