You toothless, tobacky-spittin', bass-worshipin', sleeveless, cornbread 'n' Moon Pie-eatin' Ozarkers are spoiled. Your artificial lakes are 10 to 50 times the size of those natural lakes those up north, and about a tenth as busy. Get over yourselves, quit complaining, and learn how to be sociable.
Mostly tongue-in-cheek, except for the spoiled/busy part. Really, at least down here you can still fish on the weekends. It's not nearly as bad as some make it out to be, in my opinion.