Oh I bought regular Stone Washed and a Belt.
I tried on another pair to check waist my wife said I didn't need to try on anymore.
If they fall down someone might see my throw away underwear.
One day I was out with some Loggers getting some Firewood. I needed to change.
Well I was kind of being discreet but couple women drove up. Told the guys if they hadn't seen an old man's naked butt before they got a real treat.
In a way kind of cool before they got started smoked some Weed. Then fired up a Boombox you could hear over the Chainsaws. Then was cutting Trees, Saw in one hand, Beer in the other.
My wife who are you fooling if you was younger you would be right there.
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