Phil, if I were you I wouldn't have ever thought about sharing that story; EVER. Deny, deny, deny... no photos, no emails, no video = it never happened!
I was curious when I heard the story and was just going to wait until the next time I saw you to ask/rib you about it. I knew it had to be true when I got the call about it. After all, who could make up that craziness and my source is extremely reliable. Remember, Oakville(where I live) is right up the road from Arnold, MO.