Alrighty then...
I'm too cheap to buy a bottle of Redbreast, and I'm a little gunshy after the butterscotch disaster from a few weeks ago. Blech.
So I was at a winery in north Missouri last weekend and they also had a whisky bar. I spied Redbreast back there and asked the price. $10 a shot, the busty young vixen said. Well, I like busty young vixens as much as the next guy, but $10??? Kudos to the proprietor for trying, but busty vixens can't pry open the steel jaws of my wallet anymore.
We haggled a bit and agreed on a reduced volume and a reduced price. I'm embarrassed to say what this thimble full of whisky cost, but I knew this was the cheapest way this cheapskate would ever taste the stuff, short of mooching. And most of my friends are at least as tight as me, or worse, so mooching isn't likely.
Reminded me of Black Bush -- very smooth and nice. Glad to check the box, but not feeling the need to buy a bottle.
That is all.