Buckshotdad1960

I thought Crickets approach was quite cleaver. Nothing beats a little well mannered respect. Either way you do it, by knocking on the door or correspondence, with your hat in hand and a humble attitude, this will usually win the day for you. Of course in the case of more stubborn people, blackmail and kidnapping may be in order! LOL Why should they be happy! LOL

LOL I got your pm brownieman! Ok, that’s it! You’re on a 24 hour a day barn yard watch! LOL That must have been a European joke! LOL Please allow me to elaborate on my comment! When I said, (Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL I was trying to be funny but sarcastic! LOL In your post you mentioned Clinton. Don’t you remember when he was trying to be cute for the ladies how he would bite his lower lip? Yes, my story was about a goat but don’t you remember Clinton using that line, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAM, (speaking of Monica Lewinsky)? Then latter admitted he did. What a liar! My joke was a play on all that! I hated Clinton! He was the biggest liar we have had for a president yet. Every time I saw him bite his lip I began to hurl violently! I dislike his ugly wife even less and if given the life and death choice to either have sex with her or a goat, the goat would get lucky every time! LOL

LOL come on its got to cost something to climb a mountain! All paid trip to climb Mount Everest for your Father in law, $50,000 All paid trip on the space shuttle to the moon and back for your mother in law $200,000,000 Getting the phone call your father in law has died of a hart attack while watching the space shuttle blow up as you sit on your back porch. Priceless! LOL

Here is something strange. I remember as a kid watching Jock Cousteau on TV. He was really the one who gave us our first looks at what was in the oceans. It’s a fascinating world deep down under. He died some years ago and I guess his son took over. But I remember the episode where they investigated the Bermuda triangle. They found a hole in the ocean floor maybe a couple hundred feet across both ways. They maneuvered their ship into the middle of it and stopped. The surrounding water was no more that 10 or 20 feet deep. When they flew over it with their helicopter you could clearly see the ship setting over a black hole in what appeared to be a light blue sea. The odd part is that we can send a sonar pulse to the moon and back to know how far away the moon is but when they sent a sonar pulse down the hole it never came back. Why is that? Does anyone remember that episode?

Yeah, well fishingwrench, I say that everytime I see someone climb a mountain but yet theres always someone who wants to do it. Go figure? Me, i'm staying right here!

Naaa, been there done that! Only where I’m from we call them Crappie! And now…. the new…Heavy weight Bull champion of the year……………. BUCKSHOTDAD1960! Yeaaaaaaaa! Ok, I’ll watch it!

I’ve been in 25 different states and I’ve fished in all of them but two. I guess everyone has there favorite places to go and I do too. But I really like trying new places when I can! Just like deer hunting I like to try new places I’ve never seen. I’ve never done the same thing for fifty years! Are you kidding me? I need change, I need flavor, I need new stimuli! Of course the wife did take it a little hard when she found out I had five other wives! LOL

(Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL Oddly enough I thought I was having a flash back today! I was driving through town. (Background info: I can spot deer like no one else you have ever met. No deer can escape my eye either moving or standing still. I can pick out body parts in thick brush while traveling at 80 miles an hour down the road from out of the corner of my eye. I have the ability to scan an area, shut my eyes, see the picture and pick out the deer. A lot of guys have trained their eye to see deer, and I know guys that are good at it, but those that I take hunting or have been with me when I point out deer describe my ability as purely magical. I don’t know about all that but I do believe I have a gift or at least an above average trained eye. Of course it’s not fool proof and I have been wrong. Sometimes mother nature can play tricks on you with shapes.) Anyway, I was driving with my son, his wife and her mother who I’d really like to trade to some Amazon head hunters for some colored frogs. LOL I was talking and didn’t even realize that I had seen it until I got a 100 or so feet passed it. I stopped in mid sentence and said I just saw a spike buck lying down by a gate. My son and his wife, firm believers, hit the gong, bowed and said Sensei! But that hackling hag in the back seat laughed and said, we’re in town, how’s there going to be a deer in town? You must be having a flash back from 70’s! I laughed like Popeye, UG UG UG UG UG UG UG and said WHAT WOULD I BE DOING TAKING YOUR MEDS? Then slammed the breaks and did a u turn! When I did she spilled her Pepsi all over herself and screamed WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU ON CRACK! Just at that moment I happen to spot a little ditch where I was sure no one would find her body for quite some time but lucky for her I decided to settle for showing her that I had seen a deer instead! LOL Now we all know that there are more deer around town than there are in the deep woods so it’s not impossible for that deer to have been hit by a car and be lying there dieing. After all we’re not talking the middle of down town Springfield here, we’re talking the edge of a small country town, so I drove back. But to my surprise I was wrong! DEAD WRONG! It wasn’t a spike buck at all. It was a brown goat with its back to us lying in the weeds tied to a gate. What it was doing there I have no idea but you had to get up on it to see what it was cuzz from a distance it looked just like a deer. Well that made her day and I had to eat crow but at least I could still settle for the satisfaction of having spilled pop all over her and the lucky find of that ditch just incase! LOL

Wow! Even I thought that was cool! But……What if you’re a normal person and let’s say you like to crappie fish. What do you got then? Huh? Come on! You can do it! Come on! Make me happy! LOL

Hey, shouldn’t crickets stay away from the water? I mean……..Bluegills….HELLO! Why in my head am I picturing Walt Disney’s Jiminy cricket’s body with Fishingcrickts face? LOL I need a Beer! Wait....I don't drink. I need some drugs! Wait....I don't do drugs.............Where the hell is Eric when you need him? ERIC!..... COME OUT AND CORRUPT ME!! LOL

Utterly amazing! Fact is stranger than fiction on planet earth! Just yet more proof that there is a God! I DON”T CARE WHAT YOU HEATHENS SAY! LOL

Well, since you’re obviously a rookie cat fisherman it only makes sense that you should get out of the house more! LOL Don’t worry I’ve got just the spot to change all that! http://www.catfish-guide.com/id19.htm At the top of the page click on Photographs, on next page click on the galleries. If that doesn’t sell you on the idea then take her bird watching! LOL BUTT leave the owls alone!!LOL If you go hook one for old Buckshot!

How did the eels get in the pond and are you saying they spawn in the pond? If not how do they keep getting in the pond.

That’s interesting, did you know you can catch Bats on Rod and Reel? It of course takes some doing; you’ll make quite a few casts before you get close enough to one to even have a chance at doing it do to the erratic flying behavior of the bat. If it wasn’t for a wild story and a bet over a girl at the age of 14 we still probably wouldn’t know that this is even possible. Here’s how you do it. As a kid we trout fished a creek that ran through town and just before dark the bats would come out and fly around as you say catching moths and bugs of some kind over the water. We took treble hooks and Velveeta cheese. Then by sight pick our bat, anticipate where it would be two seconds in the future and then cast for that spot. If we calculated right the bat would think the soft cheese was a moth or something eatable and scoop it up. You don’t even have to set the hook they do that on their own. What a ride! The ones we caught were over water and ended up crashing in the creek. Of course I would never do anything like that now but 36 years ago as a kid I saw nothing wrong with it.

Alright what did I miss? Everyone was here even browieman! Al’s got some more interesting stuff! I see cricket’s scheduled for a drug test! Well it’s about time! LOL And while he’s there I hope they give him an anal exam too! Well….the owls want to know if he has a butt hole! LOL I wonder where the old saying “Quicker than greased owl s__t” came from?

That’s it! This is what I’m talking about! We need more cool stuff like this! Nice job coldwaterfshr! Lead the way brother! And there is a difference in solid matter, liquid waste and………TOXIC DANGER! Toxins stay in the body! Better axe somebody! LOL

Chettah told me! LOL

That’s an interesting observation fishingcricket but I think he’s got you on that one. But if you want to talk butt holes. LOL Did you know that a hyena can stick its butt hole 6” out and that it is covered with a waxy paste. The odd part is that it is a white waxy paste on one side and a black waxy paste on the other. The hyena sticks its butt hole out and uses this waxy paste to mark its territory. Boy, am I glad all I have to do is put up a keep out sign! LOL

Did you know that a pig has no sweat glands? This means that a pig has no way to get rid of any impurities in its body. What ever toxins a pig gathers up in its life time stays in it. Then you eat it and now guess who has the toxic toxins in them. It’s hard to imagine something that tastes so good could be so bad for you. Pork lowers your immune system making you susceptible to other diseases like colds and flues which if untreated can turn into ammonia (I think I spelled that right) which can kill you. Pork is the poor mans food of choice because of its price and taste but on average spends more on medicine, doctor visits and loss of work. Not to mention they spread their illnesses to the rest of the family and the price for eating pork goes up. Catfish are the same way. They too taste great, easy to catch and the number one preferred fish for food by poor people. That’s not to say rich people don’t like them but poor people consume more than the rich. Catfish also have no way to get rid of toxins in their body. Often on larger rivers you see signs warning people to only consume certain amounts of fish because of PCB’S and mercury levels. Some people think catfish are contaminated and bad to eat because they are a bottom feeder and a scavenger. And they can be. But they are also lethal predators and also feed at mid range depths and on the surface. Catfish farmers feed catfish floating pellets.

Or don't pee in the water! Farmers loose a lot of cattle in this way. No wonder they hate this tiny fish.

Did you know a catfish has the best smelling ability of any fish that swims? The catfish has smell receptacles all over its body. It can literally smell with its tail. Catfish can live almost any where but are made for the river. There the water can be muddy for weeks on end so their eye sight is not necessarily important. If by accident a catfish lost both its eyes it could still live and grow.

Did you know that the most feared fish that swims in the Amazon is not the Piranha? It’s a catfish. The kicker here is that it is microscopic. When swimming in the water and you urinate in the water, this catfish follows the sent of your urine and swims up your urinary track. Once deep inside it spreads its mad toms so that it can not be dislodged. There it happily grows and more often than not becomes fatal to its host. By the way that was some interesting stuff on the Gasconade Al.

Did you know that there are over 2000 different kinds of catfish around the world? And that’s just the fresh water kind. I have caught sail cats in Tampa Bay. Which is salt water. They are small, less than a pound, blue and have a fin on their back like a Sail fish.

UUUHH HUHHH I bet it bounces! LOL

Oddly enough I followed all that and understand it now. And let say that I don’t want to convince you or anyone else that is was Demons in the laundry room; I merely offer the idea as a possibility for conversation sake. It certainly could have been a demon for all we know. I tried to give the reasons why I entertained the thought. I for one hate to be politically correct but have found myself stooping to it in order not to offend the sensitive. For example you would never find me driving down Hollywood and vine yelling obscenities at gay people for being gay even though I don’t agree with it. However if asked by a gay person what I thought of people being gay I would give them a chair so that I could tell them! LOL But I never would hate or persecute them just because it was the popular thing to do. I like to think I can think independently from the crowd. Lucky for me I do not celebrate Christmas. And or have never felt the need to lie to my children about it. Even though I firmly believe and have my reasons for not celebrating Christmas I don’t hate or shun those that do celebrate it from my mist. The same can be said of the pagan holiday Easter. Again, I’ll gladly share my reasons why I don’t have anything to do with it but if you still decide to observe it that’s on you just don’t expect me to follow your lead. I think there is a little difference between God and Santa Clause. Obviously I think one is real and the other isn’t! With one I stand to inherited eternal life and the universe and the creator of all of it, the other maybe some little gift that would be broke and thrown away in 6 months. Besides I hate Santa because he never brought me my P32 modulator for my BB gun so that I could shoot at gay people without reloading while on the run! LOL But I followed your point though. So to recap here, I still love you, but you will be removed from the Christmas list! LOL Keep your darn eggs out of my yard! LOL And pray like hell Santa never shows up with my P32 modulator! LOL Other than that we can still be friends. LOL